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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

stupid joke wednesday

Here is a blog post to really make you roll your eyes. I feel the need to do it though, because I just happen to know a friend who could use a cheesy laugh or two right now (m.b. this is for you).... so here goes:

  • A couple of zoologists decided to give a lion a cell phone in order to keep track of his whereabouts. Unfortunately, whenever they tried to call, the lion was busy!
  • be nice to your garbage man... he is down in the dumps a lot.
  • What's the best way to prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
(Don't bite any.)
  • Harry: Is it true that the workers in the U.S. Mint have too much work to do?
Larry: Yes, and they're threatening to go on strike unless they make less money.
  • Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels. They were dirty crooks!

Things To Think About
  • Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
  • What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  • Is there another word for synonym?
  • If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  • Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  • Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
  • How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  • Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
  • Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

1 comment:

  1. Thank you kindly, ma'am. We especially enjoyed the things to think about, we won't pet the sweaty things! :)


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