stupid joke wednesday

Here is a blog post to really make you roll your eyes. I feel the need to do it though, because I just happen to know a friend who could use a cheesy laugh or two right now (m.b. this is for you).... so here goes:

• A couple of zoologists decided to give a lion a cell phone in order to keep track of his whereabouts. Unfortunately, whenever they tried to call, the lion was busy!

• be nice to your garbage man... he is down in the dumps a lot.

• What's the best way to prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

(Don't bite any.)

• Harry: Is it true that the workers in the U.S. Mint have too much work to do?

Larry: Yes, and they're threatening to go on strike unless they make less money.

• Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels. They were dirty crooks!

Things To Think About

• Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

• What if there were no hypothetical questions?

• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

• Is there another word for synonym?

• If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

• Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

• Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

• How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

• Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

• Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?